Disclaimer: Both Heather and Michael are poor; do not sue them. Neither Heather nor Michael claim to be God or one of His disciplies; do not hurt them.

Why: I worship Michael, shouldn't you?

Contact: Confront Heather with any questions or comments.

death & the evening post

Doesn't this face just want to convert you?

From the Old Testament:
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
5. Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

From Prince Buster:
1. Thou shalt have no other man but me.
2. Thou shalt not encourage no man to make love to you, neither kiss nor caress you. For I am your man, a very jealous man, and am ready to lay low any other man that may intrude in our love.
3. Remember to kiss and caress me, honor and obey me, in my every women fancy seven days a week and twice on Sundays.
4. Honor my name so that every other woman may honor it also.
5. Thou shalt not provoke me to anger, or my wrath will descend upon you heavily.
6. Thou shalt not search my pockets at night or annoy me with your petty things.
7. Thou shalt not call my name in the street if I am walking with another woman. Wait intelligently until I come home, and we can have it out decently. For I am your man, a funny man, and detest a scandal in public places.
8. Thou shalt not drink, nor smoke, nor use profane language. For those bad habits I will not stand for.
9. Thou shalt not commit adultery, or the world will not hold me guilty if I commit murder.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's dress, nor her shoes, nor her bed, not her hat, nor anything that's hers. Neither shall thou call my attention to anything that may be for sale in any stores, for I will not give thee anything but what you actually need for your purpose.

From Heather:
1. If thou art fat, thou shalt not mow thy lawn without thy shirt.
2. Thou shalt watch thine anime subtitled.
3. Thou shalt not look down on thine dish boy.
4. Thou shalt always honor thy techie.
5. Friday shall be thy sabbath day.